Wooo and Double Yay!

I just completed the first part of my Cisco course with flying colours, it was a doadle with my super brain.

Why o why o why o why,

Is there nothing on the net that will improve my bass playing skills?

Its a conspiracy to try and keep me down!

gratuitous breast shot HERE!


I like the little tag line under the photo: 'Mr Blair wants to win over workers'

How? by wearing a nurses uniform and getting brest implants? how far will this man go to gain popularity?

Play:

Spot the boeing!

Its a fun game that all the family can play, can you spot the 757 that crashed into the Pentagon?

No didn't think so.

I forgot how much of a complete arse Wednesday nights are, its small wonder why I have to go to the pub afterwards.

Why is it people just don't seem to belive that you can't do something there and then, and you tell them they look at you like your making it up just so you can go and finish your tea and biscuits of and have a nice sit down.

"If the Palestinians are not being beaten, there will be no negotiations. The aim is to increase the number of losses on the other side. Only after they've been battered, will we be able to conduct talks."
ARIEL SHARON, prime minister of Israel. (New York Times)

Yahoo is discontinuing FTP access to free GeoCities accounts. Since Blogger publishes via FTP, this unfortunately means Blogger will stop working with free GeoCities sites at that time. This means you have a few options to consider:
1) Stay at GeoCities and upgrade your account to one of their paid options, which all allow FTP.
2) Upgrade to a different paid host, which allows FTP (you might, for instance, check out Cornerhost, who helps host part of Blogger and starts at $5/month).
3) Move to a different free hosting provider.

Well after weighing up the above options I went through each and made the following points against each one.
1) Not bloody likely if I could afford to pay I wouldn't be here in the first place
2) See above
3) Tempting but too much hassel

So I opted to take the nice people at blogger up on their blogspot offer. blogspot.com is a blog spot hosting providing thingie which is all well and good, but I have just recalled that Geocities won't allow you to link to images from external sources. Meaning I can't upload pictures on my Geocities account and post them in my blog because it is located at blogspot.com

Arse!

Oh well I'll sort it when I have time, don't know when that will be though.

I knew it!
Oooo Lookie im a linkie!

RENO, Nev. - Critics have long complained that boy bands like *NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys are lowering the musical standards of America's youth, but now Rev. Harvey Polstom claims these flouncy pop performers are inadvertently making millions of once-virile young men "gayer than Liberace."

"The way they prance around on stage, singing with their girly voices and grabbing their nether regions," asserts Polstom. "It sets off a hormonal chain reaction in these poor boys that is leading them down the path of homosexuality."

Polstom first noticed the phenomenon in his own 11-year-old son, whose name he requested not be published.

The reverend says at first he was relieved that his son had chosen the boy bands yearning romantic tunes over "that dangerous gangsta rap." But that changed when he discovered that the music had his son yearning for fellow males.


"I found a Playgirl and a poster of a half-naked Justin Timberlake under his bed," recalls Polstom, his lower lip trembling.

"When I asked him what in the world he needed with pictures of naked men, he just started singing The Backstreet Boys hit 'I Want It That Way.' My first reaction was to slap the boy, but I figured it would just make him an even bigger sissy."

Polstom says he soon discovered that many of his parishioners had been suffering from similar problems with their own boy-band-obsessed sons, who had forsaken their G.I. Joes for Barbies and taken to limp-wristed dancing and singing "like ninnies."

"If it were God's will that these boys be man-lovers, I could accept that," says Polstom.

"But these little guys just have their wires crossed. They need to be pushed a little back in the right diredction."

To counteract what he claims are the boy bands' "feminizing effects," Polstom recommends maximum masculine input, with round-the-clock doses of Garth Brooks, NASCAR races, tractor pulls, WWF matches, dwarf tossing and football.

"I'm not saying shows like that will take away all the swish," he says, "but they will sure suck some of the sugar out of these mixed-up boys' tanks."


And who says that the church dosn't kick arse "Polstom recommends maximum masculine input, with round-the-clock doses of Garth Brooks, NASCAR races, tractor pulls, WWF matches, dwarf tossing and football."