Did you know
The act of going into McDonalds purely for the reason fo taking a dump is known as a 'McShit'.
If, when entering the toilets and being told that they are for customers use only, you tell the 'staff member' that you will buy some 'food' when coming out of the loos, this is known as a 'McShit with Lies'.
Use this information wisley
Huzzah
"Your exam score was 100."
I kick arse! I may now sod all about the theory OSI model but I kick arse on the practical!
Woo! Yay!
Harold Bishop Gallary open 24hrs a day 7 days a week! Surely this is what the internet has needed for ages.
Clickey Clickey
I just relised that "the war against terrorism" sortens down to TWAT. Anyway here is a lovely TWAT cartoon. About two guys talking about how rocking the good ol US is.
TWAT linkie
BTW I am going to update the mp3 of the time and the flash of the time now....
...honest....
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,'95.
CANADIANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, Divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: SIR, THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE ATLANTIC. WE ARE NUCLEAR, EQUIPPED WITH THE WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED AIR AND SEA ASSAULT FIREPOWER, ACCOMPANIED BY THREE STATE-OF-THE-ART DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS WITH UNPARALLELED BALLISTIC CAPABILITY AND NUMEROUS OTHER SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR SWIFT AND DECISIVE COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS VESSEL.
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
SERIOUS