Hahahhaha

Got the varmint! must of snuck out a back way because he was behind me, yeeeesssss it was a tricky one but I got it hopefully there arn't any more around.

Damn it!

I've just been invloved in a long and heated battle against a vile and cunning little critter, he crawled out of my computer and then proceeded too look like what I can only describe as jerk off on my important documents! This resulted in me squashing the little varmint with increasingly large and heavy objects includeding a box full stuff (don't know exactly what but it was fooking heavy ok) that I droped from a standing hight on to its head, and when I picked up the box it craweled away. I foolishly left it at this point thinking it had learnt its lesson but no as soon as I turn back to work it starts to deficate all over my papers again, right thinks I and grabs a hammer, unfortuantly the little sod ran so the edge of the window were the hammer couldn't get it due to the triangle that arises due to right angels (and I wasn't about to do a side swipe and take the window out). Just as I was getting a chisle to sort that problem out it ran into a hole, this time I'm not letting him come back I'm waiting by his little hole to kill the fucker dead.

Yess I'll get ya yet

I'm not paranoid I KNOW you bastards our out to get me, well i'm on to you now you'll all pay, yesss pay slowly and painfully.


ADDITIONAL:

Bluddy riiiiiggghhht that does it blogger is experiancing 'technical' problems supressing the truth now are we! well your on my list now.

Bong! More news in TWAT.
Long live the king clicker

Sorry to mention TWAT again but I think this is a very good representation of the medias priorites, come on you know what I mean.

His return coincided with news that a US fighter plane had accidentally bombed a group of Canadian troops in Afghanistan, killing four and injuring eight of them.

About a paragraph on the fact that US troops have once again shot their allies (remember the gulf war when they shot our chaps). Really the safest place when around american troops is probably right in front of them. You'll also note that in that little bit its just like a side remark that their dead the main part is that the king has returned and its a case of hummm what else happened then oh yes it coincided with several Canadians dying and more being wounded lovely.

Bong! In other news I am just about recovered from last nights escapades but my lags are still like jellie, going to the dentests with a hangover (I was possibly still drunk actually) didn't improve my mood much either.

Bong! I should be doing something right about now, but I don't recall I think my brain is still fried.

Forget the TWAT war this is the only war to watch.

Clickerty woo

Oooo look they updated it to have a map of the region in true beeb war reporting style, if you missed before I think it was to Ants having a scrap.


Oh and also Blode 4 Food Feed Fury. Its very good and has a furtive polar bear, which is always good.