MIA

Missing Cat
Green eyes, Black, with bushy tail
Answers to the name of Snuggels

Walking into work today I noticed this missing sign for a cat along with several others. It occured to me that I have recently seen lots of signs for missing cats all over the place. There seems to be some sort of mass disappearance of cats around this area, on further thought on this subject I have come to several possible conclusions to explain this lack of catage.

It all seems erily familiar to the film Lost Boys. In which a huge wave of disapearances in the Santa Cruz area turns out to be down to those pesky undead neck biters vampires, feeding and creating more of there undead brethrent! Image if the same was true around here but instead of people it was evil vampre cats! Would any body be safe?

Its all part of the Kitten Liberation Front's (KLF) grand scheme of things, liberating cats from their human masters and rallying them together although I don't know for what yet I'm sure they can't be up to any good.

Of course they could of just gone out and got lost or eaten by a wild Llama or something but I don't know that seems a little bit to clear cut to me I might done my deer stalker and pick up my pipe and go out and solve this mystery what. There's sometimes a reward as well for this sort of thing....
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That could also be a possibility, there being catnapped and then after a while when the owner has just about given up hope our catnabber returns the cat and recieving payment for his troubles as well, a brilliant scheme if only for it's simplicity.


Wow look at that I didn't even make a single pussy joke.