IN CARS
limp Bizkit? E-


I’ve been covering for a guy from work while he's on leave, consequently I have been driving around the district a lot more and therefore been spending a lot more time in the car. Due to my cars tape player having a tendency to slow tapes down by about 78%, making blistering guitar licks sound about like a demented monkey playing the bagpipes through its backside. I have been listening to the radio while chugging around and noticed that radio stations seem to only play four or five different songs. This was something that I had a inkling of a idea about this what with previously being a Disc Jockey (poptastick mate!) and knew about play lists ect, however I didn't realize that the play lists would be pretty much the same whatever station you were listing too.

Now most of the songs on the play list bug the hell out of me but I can
just about stand one of the songs that is currently doing the rounds: P!nks -
like a pill. Listening to it while hopping from station to station I got
thinking about the wee lassie.... not like that you understand.

She seems to do every sort of style of music from R&B to popie punk and she’s even got a funky remix dance version type effort I've heard recently, this has lead me to the conclusion that while on the surface she comes across as a sassy no nonsense hip cool chick she is no more then the musical equivalent of a Barbie doll ready to be dressed up in anyway by the music industry to sell her.

Well I thought that I how bad she is at English, for Christ sake she can't even put a i the right way up!