England 2 Turkey 0
I've been wrong, i've been down,
to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"

I have defiantly been drinking too much recently as I realised when I wondered into the HIS briefing from our commander and chief 30 minutes late stinking of alcohol and nursing a hangover which was bloody awful as I was sat down the ages and really needed a good ol stretch and I hadn't had any breakfast so my stomach was making weird sounds. Then they decided they were going to do our photos for our ID badges and take a few "team" photos, apparently this had been organised and agreed on ages ago but I can't remember it - no wait maybe I can sort of remember something about it through the sea of drunken images. As it was agreed ages ago everyone is in a shirt and tie, however I was in some fairly casual Techie cloths. So on my ID badge I probably look like a Zombie that's drugged up to the eyeballs, I think people will probably be able to smell the booze through the photo. On the "Team" photo its probably going to be fairly obvious that they kept gently pushing me from side to side to stop me falling over.

How had I gotten myself into this state once again?

Football. Damn it! I'm not really a major fan of it and I don't follow it at all, however when England are playing a game I will watch and get really quite drunk I can polish off about 3 pints both half. I had also been in the pub for a while watching the prematch able and stuff so a few there and a few after
and I was already hullucinating - damn talking cows i'll show them!.

Checking my bank balance this morn I discovered that in one week half may wage had gone! Fucknuts! In all fairness thats not all on drink obviously.

Kids don't drink!