Air Guitar 101 It started with a phone call. No wait scrap that. It started at eleven o'clock with me catching a taxi down to the local beer festival. Then several drinks later a pub crawl round town. Then a phone call.
"are you coming to see us play"
The upshot of this phone call is that I end up geting myself on the guest list and wandering into the club for free up for a spot of rocking. The band where playing, but nobody was dancing. So a quick lesson in air guitar mosh pits and rocking out to everyone there I finally got them dancing.
Unfortunalty all that dancing upset my already volitile curry and beer full stomache and I had to leave early before things got messy.
The Lift Hog(
Levatis Obnoxious)
The Lift Hogs can be found in lifts and often travel in packs. Strongly opposed to getting out of the lift under any condition even though they only need to go up one floor. Often resulting in the Stressedus Maximus Will from using the lift to move heavy boxes up and down several floors.. When challanged The Lift Hog has a distinct defensive call and goes something like this:
"Oooo your a strong young man you don't need the lift"
SERIOUS